misterbig9999 Dating Profile
THIS MEMBER IS READY FOR ONLINE HOOKUPS!
I am a 48 years old straight single man living in Simi Valley, California
I am not looking for the girl of my dreams, but if you are her...
I'm not the tallest or the best looking or the richest guy you'll ever meet. I'm not the most buff or have the most hair (on my head). I don't have the biggest house or the fanciest car. What I do have is a very long tongue and I know how to use it. I can speak in complete sentences, use words with more than 2 syllables, don't drool or studder. Never been to jail, no tattoos or piercings (yet), and have mastered the use of silverware. And I know how to pleasure women, multiple times, if you catch my drift. Also, my screen name is not just another fancy name. Ready?