waybigidy Dating Profile
If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
i'm going to tattoo a W on each one of my ass cheeks so when i do cartwheels it says WoW MoM...i hate people who take me seriously before knowing me...that said, basically my only real goal in life right now is to find the girl i lost my virginity to, not because i miss her or any of that shit, i just wanna show her how good i got..."Look who's cryin' this time yo!"...I hate people who take a shower and leave my shampoo/conditioner/body wash/massengill feminine wash bottles squeezed...DON'T DO THAT...i hate retardedly squeezed bottles in my shower...just take 3 more seconds out of your precious little shower, which i might mention, is courtesy of yours truly, and let the air back in my bottles ass clown! another thing...don't leave something at my house on purpose with hopes of returning to get it...if u leave it i'm selling it on EBAY BITCH! I'm really not that hardcore...i just pretend...really i'm a simple man with simple needs...i just wanna be held....WORDS I HATE YET CONTINUE TO FIND IN MY MOUTH....1. Buh Bye 2. Aint 3. pube/pubes/pubic 3. moist 4. panties 5. poo...so then i said, "do you love me?" and she said, "no...but that's a nice ski mask!"...If i ever get married i would like a midget stripper to jump out of a cupcake and instead of giving lapdances the whole night she simply walks around naked, with a sombrero filled with chips and salsa...My father once told me honesty is the best policy...he was lying...if you are relatively good looking, female, enjoy orgasms, are mature, can COMMUNICATE well about EVERYTHING, like to get deep, often, and want to get punched in the neck, by all means hit me up...PS...i have my mother's hips...