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I am a 58 years old straight single man living in Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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Fun guy looking for fun girl...Semi charmed, self absorbed, self centered, Machiavellian, manipulative, materialistic, narcissistic, jealous, hedonistic, stuck-up, semi-retarded, wishful, lazy, ne’er do well with a penchant for immense libraries, depleting strategic cash reserves, and trading - in cars every 8.25 months. Home schooled for years by benevolent despots, I finally made it to a real school. Super savvy in history, and current events. My superior intellect and easy going smartasstiness combined with a chaotic emotions meter give me a formidable ability to be independently co-dependent!Currently exiled to South Florida, I have traveled widely, including: Southeast Asia, Europe, The Middle East, and Mississippi!